I have a students who is actually more sarcastic than me.  He is so dry he is not even funny.  He prefers to tattle on everyone around him and yet he is the worse behaved kid in the class.  He is the one that ALL the other kids in school know or know about.  He was at a different elementary school (out of bounds) but then he spread his body fluids all over the boys bathroom so they turned  him over to us. (in bounds)  Crap! (that is what he spread)  Now I have to deal with him every day.  I even had him when my number were up at 43 students.  Did he go away?  Naaaa.  He stuck in like a 40 pound booger.  And that pretty much describes him.  I can never let him go to the bathroom alone.  He has to have a partner that is trustworthy.  We don't want a crappy incident in our school if we can help it.

So, what is it with boys and the spread of their waste products on the walls?  We haven't had many problems this year but in previous year (different population of kids) we have had it so many times that they had to put guards on the boys bathroom door.  Why would a school age kid even want to touch his ***?  What possess them to "share" it with others by painting it all over the walls?  Why in heavens name did MY student feel necessary to paint the walls?  It makes me sick to even think about that.  And then he washed up and returned to class.  Didn't he smell funny?  I am pretty sure I would have noticed an odor.